Chuck Norris Facts

[Dragkhar]

If were going to go off topic, we may as well do it in style.


Did you know they found the cure to cancer?
Its in the blood of Chuck Norris,
But Chuck Norris Doesn't bleed. :duh:




Your turn.

 

[vpc209]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' dog picks up its own sh*t because Chuck Norris doesn't take sh*t from anyone.

 

[Godd_Dammitt]

Chuck norris is my brother from another long bearded women.

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[Dragkhar]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Websteria]

Chuck Norris doesn't win he just allows you to lose.

 

[Dragkhar]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

 

[Websteria]

Chuck norris says he fears nothing, but he runs away for a little bee.

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[nosherfj]

 

[Rocket.Man]

chuck norris is a old t**t bruce lee is the boy

 

[Krafter]

I knew it was just a matter if time before Chuck Norris got drug into the Xbox scene.


Tapatalk misspelled it. Knot me.

 

[Martin C]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[playingmax]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

 

[Martin C]

The Bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[cog68]

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn't get wet: The water gets Chuck Norrised

 

[Martin C]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[jsinger47]

Chuck norris sucked off a driver for cab fare, then walked home.

In the case of a spelling error, I blame Tapatalk.

 

[playingmax]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

 

[playingmax]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

 

[Rocket.Man]

these are brilliant!!!

 

[Audigy]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built himself.