Chuck Norris Facts

[Waynoski]

I once got told Chuck Norris runs windows 7 on his Etch A Sketch!

 

[Rocket.Man]

Some Really Good Ones In Here And Some Rubbish Ones....Should A Competition On Who Got The Best One

 

[Dragkhar]

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

 

[mousey01]

Chuck Norris is so tough he chews steel girders and farts nails.....

 

[Rocket.Man]

chuck norris died 20 years ago,but death is just to scared to tell him so

 

[Rocket.Man]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the sh*t out of it

 

[jasonles]

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully load gun and won!!!

 

[jasonles]

Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn. He stares at it and dares it to grow.

 

[jasonles]

Chuck Norris jumped off a building once... The ground didnt make it.

A vampire tried to bite Chuck Norris.. Now that vampire wears dentures

 

[jery911]

Chuck Norris would win.

lol +1

 

[Martin C]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade into a crowd of insurgents and killed 40 people.



Then the grenade exploded.

 

[jsinger47]

[video=youtube;bqzQ2qrtBeg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg[/video]

 

[Rocket.Man]

This Should Be Closed Now
Chuck Meets His Match And Gets His Arse Handed To Him By BRUCE LEE @ 8 Mins 32 Seconds

 

[Krafter]

There's a reason why Bruce is dead and Chuck is alive........ Besides he didn't have his beard.

Tapatalk misspelled it. Knot me.

 

[Blair7635]

Lol Bruce lee is way better

 

[Joo C]

Chuck Norris tore a page out of Facebook...

 

[jimlfixit]

Chuck Norris counted from zero to infinity, twice!

 

[mrecko]

i heard chuck norris threw two nine darters on an inflatable dart board!

 

[Rocket.Man]

Can't believe this thread is still going lol!!


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[Krafter]

Can't believe this thread is still going lol!!


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I think Chuck Norris has some influence on this thread.

People are to scared to stop posting and mods wouldn't dare to close it!!

Tapatalk misspelled it. Knot me.