Rocket.Man
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Chuck Norris Facts
- Thread starter Dragkhar
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DreamZ
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lol what you talking about? chuck norris plays xbox 360 games on his gameboy advance man. haha
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lucifer
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris kicked one of the corners off.
Originally Posted by Dragkhar
I'm kinda shocked this is still going on myself :crazy:
Did you know Chuck Norris has an Xbox live account? On PlayStation.
what r u talking about? chuck norris plays xbox 360 games on his etch a sketch.
Blair7635
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Wait, wait, wait........... How can you dis him in one post by saying Bruce Lee is better and then joining in on the Chuck Norris band wagon? My guess is that Chuck is over at your house right now holding the head of Bruce in one hand and slapping you with the other.
Tapatalk misspelled it. Knot me.
Blair7635
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Sounds like you got off lucky. Let this be a warning to you!!!
Tapatalk misspelled it. Knot me.
Blair7635
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*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
*Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
*A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
*When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
*If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
*Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
*A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
*When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
A few of my favorites 
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
XJonnyGunsX Mobile HQ - Tapatalk HD - iPad
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