Chuck Norris Facts

AllyNerd

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When Chuck Norris inhales helium his voice is still deeper than Batmans
 

Martin C

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
 
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Reading back through some of these. Theres some top quality classics.

Did you know though, chuck has no beard anymore.
So he should be just called Norris.

Wouldnt like to meet his beard in a dark alleyway at night though :eek:
 

gavin_darkglide

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The Grass is greener on the other side, unless chuck norris has been there.


Then it is covered in blood, sweat, and tears.