Chuck Norris Facts

[AllyNerd]

When Chuck Norris inhales helium his voice is still deeper than Batmans

 

[Blair7635]

When Chuck Norris inhales helium his voice is still deeper than Batmans

lmfao

 

[daretogo]

This thread has me rolling.

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[redman2k1]

Good stuff!

 

[DreamZ]

Chuck Norris doesnt get the flu. The flu gets chuck Norris.

 

[Haygar]

Chuck Norris once threw a punch and broke the sound barrier. So far no one's been able to fix it.

 

[johnace]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, it's descendants are today known as giraffes.

 

[Martin C]

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

 

[DreamZ]

Reading back through some of these. Theres some top quality classics.

Did you know though, chuck has no beard anymore.
So he should be just called Norris.

Wouldnt like to meet his beard in a dark alleyway at night though

 

[unleashed1982]

 

[Dragkhar]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it!

Holy hell, 5 pages. Impressive!

 

[gavin_darkglide]

The Grass is greener on the other side, unless chuck norris has been there.


Then it is covered in blood, sweat, and tears.