Derp Town

[switch is rad123]

So I downloaded smash bros for the switch and decided that I really liked it.
I went to gamestop and tried to buy it prp.
The little F>*#'s tried to sell me a gamecart in a sleave because the case was "for the store", and I still bought that crack.
I returned it and decided to buy a new sealed from Best Buy.
I ended up buying the challenger pack and a year prepaid Nintendo, what more could I need?
Well pirahna plant is not included in the challenger pack, dur.
Then I remember all those $%it^ costumes that are only viewable on a good website like xbox, derp da derp.
I try to buy all the costumes and it tells me that my account is temporarily restricted so I did not even have a chance to negate piracy.
All I was paying this $100+ for was so I would not lose my save were everything was unlocked.
Just to add insult to injury my game save shows up in system menu but all character's are locked and my progress got erased.
This is not 1998 Earthbound and I am upset with Nintendo.
I am literally handing them over $100 and they still ban me.
I am going to keep pestering them until they have my ban lifted!

DERP THE DERP TOWN. Population ME!

 

[switch is rad123]

This is what I wrote to nintendo.
Can you please stop being grumpy and unban my switch online account. I decided that I liked a game and am literally handing you money and my switch is still banned! You know if you had a actually good website I could just buy all the @hity costumes that I did not even want but now needed to buy online. With Microsoft I could have done all of this online on a computer. Now I cannot even buy the costumes from the eshop or use my game saves on console. Please do not force me to commit piracy as I feel I should be able to play legally owned backups of Nintendo switch online games. The fact that I would have to cfw is personally disgusting to me!


I don't even have it on me and think I am just going to sell it.
We appreciate your patience during the brief wait.
One moment while I collect more information, could I please have the exact error message that you received?
I don't know.
No worries, could I please have the serial number on your Nintendo Switch?
I don't have the switch!
Alright, then could you please verify for me the Nintendo Account email that you are having issues with?
Thank you, I'm finding out more for you at this moment.
I'm sorry, but this Nintendo Account does not appear to have an active ban or notes on the matter.
When did you first notice an issue with your Nintendo Account?
I don't know
One moment please.
I am still locating more information on the matter. But I do not have enough information to confirm the status of your Nintendo Switch console, so thank you for your patience while I find the console information.
ok
Without the exact error code I am unable to provide more information, but it seems the Nintendo Switch console previously linked to you account has been permanently banned from connecting online due to a breach of the user agreements. These can include fraudulent or unauthorized transactions, or violations of the Code of Conduct.

I AM NEVER BUYING ANOTHER NINTENDO PRODUCT EVER AGAIN.