LOL Best quote ever

XCRAZNMIKE

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try a danger fap, get half way through, then yell for your mum and race to finish before she gets to you. -- Mr. Flibble

(fap means massabayshun)
 

g$$$

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Why post something so gay?
 

skatersully2010

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Rookio said:
Is that your idea of fun? Hoping that your mum will catch you in the act?
Geez
<sarcasm>Sure, my mom walks in on me all the time. We both always have a good laugh about it :)</sarcasm>
 

Catalyst

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XCRAZNMIKE said:
try a danger fap, get half way through, then yell for your mum and race to finish before she gets to you. -- Mr. Flibble

(fap means massabayshun)
I guess if you're mom's really hot... or a slut. You know, either way. :rolleyes:
 

g$$$

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I believe in Texas incest is legal with both both parties consent. Sooo...Fap away!!!!:D
 
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I believe in Texas incest is legal with both both parties consent. Sooo...Fap away!!!!:D


I believe you mean't Arkansas ;). I live in Texas.

"Arkansas! One big big happy familiy!"
 

skatersully2010

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kimosabe said:
I believe you mean't Arkansas ;). I live in Texas.

"Arkansas! One big big happy familiy!"
I too live here in Texas, (DFW area) and have yet to see in my 17 years on this earth a case of incest in Texas.
 

g$$$

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My bad
 

skatersully2010

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g$$$ said:
LOL, no problem, and while we're at it, lets settle this Cowboy thing also haha.
 

g$$$

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??????
 

skatersully2010

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A lot of people assume that we don't have power, much less cars down here.
 

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skatersully2010 said:
I too live here in Texas.
I live in Texas as well and all I see is fat chicks EVERYWHERE!!! :eek:

Well, maybe it's becuase I hate it here... but that's just me:D
 

skatersully2010

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Catalyst said:
I live in Texas as well and all I see is fat chicks EVERYWHERE!!! :eek:
Plaboy ranked Texas Tech as the #2 college with the hottest chickss in the country last year ;) (and I believe it)

I think UCLA was first.
 
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skatersully2010 said:
Plaboy ranked Texas Tech as the #2 college with the hottest chickss in the country last year ;) (and I believe it)

I think UCLA was first.
Yeah #2 if you like really huge butts! (which I kinda do:p )

not to bag on Texas but I truely believe San Antonio is the retard capitol of America!
 
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not to bag on Texas but I truely believe San Antonio is the retard capitol of America!
I'm with you on that, I hated San Antonio when I went there for a vacation...not much of a vacation. I'd have to say the funnest part was floating slowly down the Riverwalk with a tourguide who didn't know what in God's name he was talking about. I'm fine with Houston. :)
 

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Why Don't Yall just move down to Australia... If it's Chicks your looking for you won't be disapointed, and if you just looking for a great location... you can't beat the down under.