LOL Best quote ever

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kimosabe

Why Don't Yall just move down to Australia... If it's Chicks your looking for you won't be disapointed, and if you just looking for a great location... you can't beat the down under.
I don't know much about Australia other than never pick fights with a Kangaroo and Bull-Roarers make really cool sounds. I can't stand hot weather though, I absolutely hate it. Houston has the worst humidity ever.
 

skatersully2010

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yeah, remember like 2 years ago, when we had like forty two 100 degree days in the summer

that sucked.

The thing about Texas is that you have two seasons, Summer and Winter.

And summer is about 10 months long.
And winter is like fall.
And we don't get snow, we get ice.
 

Catalyst

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Damn Rookio, I already asked you to mail me some of them Aussie women like... three months ago!! Just be sure to poke holes in the box.:)


Naw, I'd go to to Australlia but my wife would be all...

"You're abandoning the family!"

and

"I'm going to stab you with this rusty screwdriver!!"

Man, she's no fun:(

I guess I'll stick to tripping old people at the mall... always a good time! :D
 

Rookio

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Yes... the wife can put a quick stop to the whole promiscuity thing you had going.

Wait a minute? You mean that box of gorgeous blondes I sent to you didn't turn up? Damn border security!
 

Catalyst

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Rookio said:
Yes... the wife can put a quick stop to the whole promiscuity thing you had going.

Wait a minute? You mean that box of gorgeous blondes I sent to you didn't turn up? Damn border security!
Naw, they got here... but no holes in the box!! What am I supose to do with a box full of dead blondes?!? So, I did what any red-blooded American would do, I had them lamenated and sold them off as mannequins.:)

Yep, I'm a sicko:D
 

skatersully2010

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Catalyst said:
I guess I'll stick to tripping old people at the mall... always a good time! :D
Don't you have kids? Once you have kids, you're automatically old :rolleyes:
 

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skatersully2010 said:
Don't you have kids? Once you have kids, you're automatically old :rolleyes:
I have a 2 yr old son... but I'm really irresponsable so it evens out. :D
 
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Dang Catalyst, didn't know ya had a kid!

It's just kinda good to know that I'm far off from that stuff...well...sort of...

I think High School is going to suck with all the Wiggers here, if I could count each one and get a nickel for it, I'd be rich...


I think I'll just stay with this guy and be young forever!
 

Rookio

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skatersully2010 said:
Don't you have kids? Once you have kids, you're automatically old :rolleyes:
does that include 15 yr old kids who knock up their high school G/F? :eek:
 

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Rookio you changed your avater and added/changed your signiture, it is funny though and if you have a 15 old kid does'nt that make you 32 or something?, everybody but Catalyst has changed there avater, Catalyst does your name come from the ATI Catalyst Control Center/ATI drivers?
 
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skatersully2010

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does that include 15 yr old kids who knock up their high school G/F?
of course. Parents=old, no matter what the age. :p
 
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Cat has changed his avatar? lol, I think it used to either be a picture of Jesus with Catalyst on it or a guy with a red background that said something like "Eat more Catalyst". Am I right?
 
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Rookio

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I don't recall catatlysts old avatar but i know it changed not too long ago. And no i don't have a 15 yr old kid (shhhhh dont tell kimosabe i'm his father it wil crush him.)
 

skatersully2010

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Rookio said:
I don't recall catatlysts old avatar but i know it changed not too long ago. And no i don't have a 15 yr old kid (shhhhh dont tell kimosabe i'm his father it wil crush him.)
hahaaaa Rookio is old :p


POINT AND LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!11!!11!1oneone11!!!!!!!!111!!
 

skatersully2010

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nah, just young and good lookin ;) :D
 

Catalyst

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My old avatar was a pic I found on a Russian site. It was a white silhouette of a bald guy with a goatee and it said something in Russian underneath. I changed it to "Eat more Catalyst" becuase I thought it was cool... and there's not a day that goes by that I don't try to be cool.

IMO age or procreation does not denote any level of intellegence or maturity. I think I'm pretty responsible... in fact I'm pretty sure I'm older than Rookio!!:eek: But, I've met too many 30 yr old children to believe that age should determin anything beyond your eligibility for a senior citizen coffee and Jack in the Box.

Lastly, nobody says wigger anymore. I'll be the first to say that there should be a law where aany white kid with a gold chain and a hat on crooked should get his ass kicked everyday... but I don't think anybody calles them wiggers anymore.

I call them McDonalds employees:)

In fact my favorite thing about them is the 15 yr olds who refuse to shave that pathetic little ass mustache that they grow. :D

"I'm from the streets!!"

No, your a white wussy who lives with your mom.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

But, we need people like that... they wash my car, make my Big Mac and they clean up the park where I take my son. So I say God bless you "gansta" idiots... God bless you!