Hmm ...
Keep the X3 and become a eunuch,
Take the Xenium and run *nix ...
Either way, your manhood is pretty much shot.
I'll keep the X3 and run.
A man is riding his camel over the desert, totally out of control. As he rides into town, he see a camel doctor.
"Doctor - my camel is out of control. What should I do?"
"I see he is a male camel that needs castration ... go see the camel castrator down the road."
The man takes his camel down the road to see the camel castrator. In the window of the shop is a big sign "PAINLESS CAMEL CASTRATION WHILE U WAIT", so he takes is camel in to be castrated.
The camel castrator looks at the camel, and picks up two bricks.
BANG - he slams the bricks together, crushing the camels balls. The camel goes tearing out of the shop.
"Hey, I thought you said it was painless camel castration", says the camel owner.
"Oh yes, it is painless. Only ever hurts if I get my thumbs in the way."