POLL: Swap your X3 with a xenium or lose your left nut

Lose your x3 or your nuts

  • Grip your teath and take the pain

    Votes: 26 52.0%
  • put in a xenium in your box

    Votes: 24 48.0%

  • Total voters
    50
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rh387

VIP Member
May 29, 2004
776
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Either my couch or my chair.
im sorry, as much as i like my x3, i like my manhood better.
 

Jzor

VIP Member
Nov 18, 2004
179
0
Norman, OK
jzor.ou.edu
In all fairness... i installed a xenium ice for a guy last weekend... the chip works, and their OS does what it is supposed to do... so the chips are ok, just the team sucks.
 
Hmm ...
Keep the X3 and become a eunuch,
Take the Xenium and run *nix ...

Either way, your manhood is pretty much shot.

I'll keep the X3 and run.

A man is riding his camel over the desert, totally out of control. As he rides into town, he see a camel doctor.
"Doctor - my camel is out of control. What should I do?"
"I see he is a male camel that needs castration ... go see the camel castrator down the road."
The man takes his camel down the road to see the camel castrator. In the window of the shop is a big sign "PAINLESS CAMEL CASTRATION WHILE U WAIT", so he takes is camel in to be castrated.
The camel castrator looks at the camel, and picks up two bricks.
BANG - he slams the bricks together, crushing the camels balls. The camel goes tearing out of the shop.
"Hey, I thought you said it was painless camel castration", says the camel owner.
"Oh yes, it is painless. Only ever hurts if I get my thumbs in the way."
 

threeballspin

VIP Member
Mar 24, 2004
655
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Georgia
Honestly, I don't ever plan on having kids... X3 it is. :)
 

mitpat

VIP Member
Aug 22, 2004
1,116
43
i'll keep my jewels, it doesn't matter a few seconds later the xenium would explode (i'll have a er "accident" with a blow torch) and i would replace it an X3 CE
 

HarshReality

VIP Member
Nov 23, 2004
406
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Indiana, US
I have 3 daughters, she wants a son and to be honest if she does get pregnant again I am going to fix myself with a claw hammer.

I dont need the nut, I do need the distraction ;)
 

metalgear

VIP Member
Jan 13, 2005
408
23
Armpit of Canada
lost one years ago in surgery (don't ask long story)
But still I have a 2year old girl and one more on the way, I'm thinking the one I got left is working overtime anyway SO screw it you want it TAKE IT just leave me my precious box and my OH SOOOO PRECIOUS Xecuter3
 

naoneo

VIP Member
Oct 11, 2004
162
0
manchester
can we quit the needless xenium bashing please?, its okay to make a passing comment about it for fun, but a whole thread dedicated to bashing them.. come on :/, were supposed to be the more refined userbase, can we start acting like it?
 
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BillyF

at least currently 52.83% of people realise that there is more to life than a little piece of electronics.
 
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