Oh boy, here it goes...
The way I see it: There are stupid cats and stupid dogs.
Case in point: My friend has a dog. (Simple enough, right.) He injured itself when he chased his tail around the room and slammed into a wall. He broke his neck (or something). How he did it? I dunno, but that dog does not deserve to be in existance.
Case #2: I have another friend. (Really?) His cat is f**king lazy. And I mean lazy. He just lays there, doesn't give a care in the world. One night, I decided to break into his house (with permission), and see what the cat would do. He just layed there, staring at me in the window sill. I left. Came back an hour later, he was still there. I slid open the screen, opened the window, and picked him up, and dropped him on the front door step. What does he do? He yawns and lays down. Outside. He could run away, like any other animal. But no, he just sits there. Half an hour later, still there. I just put him back inside, and laughed as I walked away....