Dear RoaZtedPuppy:
[X] Clueless n00b
[X] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Sexist
[X] Spammer
[_] Racist
[X] Dumbass
[X] Waste of Life
[_] Other: __________________
You are being flamed because:
[X] You obviously don´t know anything about the topic at hand.
[_] You started a pointless thread.
[X] You bumped a pointless thread.
[X] Your post contained nothing but crap.
[_] You can´t spell more than 3 words right.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[X] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted IN ALL CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you´re "1337".
[X] You posted a topic that´s been posted 50 times already.
[X] You said something retarded
[_] Other: __________________
As punishment, you must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you´re doing.
[X] Stab yourself in the eye with a soldering iron.
[X] Give up your internet account.
[X] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[X] Make goatse.cx your home page. <= suspect you have already done this
[X] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster.
[X] Stare at the tubgirl picture for one full hour.
[X] Rip off you testicles and shove them up your nose. <= but you'll need to find them first ... don't worry, they drop soon.
Answer to your Retardom:
Its funny once. It might be funny twice, but this checklist gets over used.
Everyone starts somewhere. If you can't help, STFU and don't say anything ... but then again, that blows any chance you have of post whoring.
