This might be a little over the top, but I mean it in good humor... 
On the 11th day of Christmas, Team Xodus gave to me...
A Kleenex-box enclosed LCD!!!
Yes, it's time again for the team that invented innovation in the xbox scene to announce our latest addition to the Xenium lineup. Unlike some of our competitors that release full-front-panel replacements for the xbox, we decided that we wanted you, the consumer, to be able to perform your own system modifications. We've teamed up with team KleeneX to bring you a line of attractive, functional external enclosurees for your LCD. This should save you the wear and terror of cutting the front panel out of your xbox or forking over your heard-earned money for inferior products, as well as provide you, the consumer, a full box of KleeneX to wipe away the burning tears of shame that you all must feel whenever you look at our OS.
On another note, we would like to thank all of our loyal supporters that have stayed with us through our month-long 12 Days of Xodus PR extravaganza. As a token of appreciation, we'd like to have a contest. We'd like you, the user, to submit names for our new KleeneX LCD enclosure. The winning participant will get all of the used tissues we went through developing this product.
We'd like to make one more announcement: due to the superior construction quality of the KleeneX LCD enclosure, we have decided to further develop products with team KleeneX. Previously we had partnered with team Xtender, but... well... we're team Xodus so our partnerships never last longer than a box of Kleenex.
We have decided that the superior construction quality of team KleeneX's offerings gives us new avenues of innovation to explore and you the customer will see some amazing patterns in the near future.
Are those tears of joy? Wipe them away with team KleeneX and Xodus!
